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I don't actually mind spam if it has a lame joke attached.
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Re: Joke
I don't lack a sense of humour. But I have to understand problems the proverbial English black humour.
Here a German example for a joke.
3 very old ladies swim excellently and diligently in a swimming-pool.
Swimming-pool attendant enquires after the source of the condition.
The first old lady: “I was an European champion in breast stroke.”
The second old ady: “I was a world champion in crawl.”
The third old lady: “I was a hooker.”
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“I make house calls in Venice”
Hajo
Here a German example for a joke.
3 very old ladies swim excellently and diligently in a swimming-pool.
Swimming-pool attendant enquires after the source of the condition.
The first old lady: “I was an European champion in breast stroke.”
The second old ady: “I was a world champion in crawl.”
The third old lady: “I was a hooker.”
????????????????
“I make house calls in Venice”
Hajo
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Hajo you have a sense of humour without realising it:
Hajo06 wrote:The Ecomatic is out nothing for drivers with “peeling out”or “burning rubbers”. But something for “older versed men” .
I always think in the Ecomatic modus: „Why other cars have a running engine, if the engine isn't used?“.
Drivers with “emergency brake application” in every red traffic light get a nervous breakdown, if I roll with 7,245 km/h to the red traffic light. Often I see headlight flasher, but they are also not quicker.
Hajo06 wrote:My son his MK3 has no logo in the cooler. And with it everybody know the engine 1.6 Lieter has, stands on the License Plate VW 16.
"I've been guilty of hanging around...."
Re: Joke
It is a bit of both, but that is not because your translation is bad, it is just because your language is so to the point it sounds even funnier in english. For example some of the things written in the Golf instruction manual.
It is nice to see they were modest when they wrote the manual
Be careful when adjusting the seat height! Careless and uncontrolled adjustment can result in injuries.
.For this reason, one should never be tempted by the good acceleration capabilities, even on slippery road surfaces, into driving too fast.
It is nice to see they were modest when they wrote the manual
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