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corettahit

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Post by corettahit » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:50 pm

A JOKE! ) What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A HAREnet!

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Deylan
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Re: tabatha cit

Post by Deylan » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:39 pm

I don't actually mind spam if it has a lame joke attached.
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Re: Joke

Post by Hajo06 » Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:41 am

I don't lack a sense of humour. But I have to understand problems the proverbial English black humour. :-)
Here a German example for a joke.
3 very old ladies swim excellently and diligently in a swimming-pool.
Swimming-pool attendant enquires after the source of the condition.
The first old lady: “I was an European champion in breast stroke.”
The second old ady: “I was a world champion in crawl.”
The third old lady: “I was a hooker.”
????????????????
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Re: Joke

Post by Deylan » Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:27 pm

Hajo you have a sense of humour without realising it:
Hajo06 wrote:The Ecomatic is out nothing for drivers with “peeling out”or “burning rubbers”. But something for “older versed men” :-).
I always think in the Ecomatic modus: „Why other cars have a running engine, if the engine isn't used?“.
Drivers with “emergency brake application” in every red traffic light get a nervous breakdown, if I roll with 7,245 km/h to the red traffic light. Often I see headlight flasher, but they are also not quicker.
Hajo06 wrote:My son his MK3 has no logo in the cooler. And with it everybody know the engine 1.6 Lieter has, stands on the License Plate VW 16. :-D
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Re: Joke

Post by Hajo06 » Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:33 am

I hope you laugh at the contents and not about my knowledge of English.
If I expressed myself wrong, I am grateful for a correction.
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Re: Joke

Post by Deylan » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:41 pm

It is a bit of both, but that is not because your translation is bad, it is just because your language is so to the point it sounds even funnier in english. For example some of the things written in the Golf instruction manual.
Be careful when adjusting the seat height! Careless and uncontrolled adjustment can result in injuries.
For this reason, one should never be tempted by the good acceleration capabilities, even on slippery road surfaces, into driving too fast.
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It is nice to see they were modest when they wrote the manual :D
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